I broke my back, for you.
But you don’t remember, because it happened next year.
Cause I traveled through time,
To save you from the meteor that crashed into your house, and now,

This is how you repay me? By shooting me in the leg.
If I was a chicken, I’d lay an egg.

I took a slug, for you.
And covered it with salt and made it melt into a puddle, and,
Now there’s soup, for two.
But you didn’t want yours, so I threw it in the garbage, and,

Now I feel kinda sick. I shouldn’t have drunk that whole keg.
And if I was a chicken, I’d lay an egg.

I caught a ghost, for you.
And you know it wasn’t easy cause the ectoplasm’s slippery, and,
Now I’m drippings with goo.
And you didn’t even notice, because the ghosts invisible and

It’s hard to write sometimes, this isn’t even gonna rhyme.
But if i was a chicken id lay an egg.

I wrote a song, for you.
And it took a little while but i hope it makes you smile. and,
Your listening to it right now.
I hope you don’t forget me when you leave like everybody does.

It’s hard to find someone, who’s hole really fits your peg.
And if i was a chicken id lay an egg.