All the money and all of the girls,
And all the cool and awesome things that are in this world,
Couldn’t make me feel any better now.
‘Cause Ijust accidentally poked myself in the eye.

I tried to rub it and blink a lot.
You’d think that that kinda stuff would work, but it does not.
It just exacerbates the situation,
When you’ve just accidently poked yourself in the eye.

All that i can do is wait for it to be okay.
Twiddling my thumbs until the pain just goes away.
And ill be sure to keep those thumbs far away from my face.
‘Cause i dont want to accidently poke myself in the eye.