Beef Grief
In my gut the beef is winding,
Now my gut the beef is binding,
Why did it attack my rectal path in such a way?
A painful blast and out it goes,
And now my toilet overflows,
It’s even coming out my nose,
A putrid thing occurs this day.
At first I felt the T-Bone stir,
And then my words began to slur,
And now my vision starts to blur,
I just blew out an eye.
I’m shitting out the fires of Hell,
My nose fell off due to the smell,
I’ve lost a lot of blood as well,
I think I’m going to die.
This beef is giving me grief,
I’m in so much pain.
I’ve eaten too much meat,
I need more grain.
This meat has given me much grief,
I curse this horrid hunk of beef,
I think I shit the choral reef,
I start to scream and shout.
My head is pounding like a drum,
My face is purple like a plum,
Ten pounds of ribs may have been dumb,
My guts are coming out.
I feel my hearing start to fade,
I’m spraying fudge and lemonade,
I bet my butler is afraid,
My mirrors start to mist.
I clench my teeth as I feel more,
The toilet just fell through the floor,
I’ve blown away the bathroom door,
My plumber will be pissed.
This beef is giving me grief,
I’m in so much pain.
I’ve eaten too much meat,
I need more grain.
This beef is giving me grief,
I’m in so much pain.
I’ve eaten too much meat,
I need more grain.
