There’s a tiny little man,
Sitting in your chair.
You sat down upon him,
Didn’t know that he was there.

You said “Hey, where’d he go?
Did he run and hide?”
But the thing that you didn’t know,
Was he was up inside.

Suffocating in your colon!
Suffocating in your colon!
Suffocating in your colon!
Where he’s gonna stay.

Suffocating in your colon!
Suffocating in your colon!
Suffocating in your colon!
Where he’s gonna stay,
He’ll be back another day.

I bet it’s hard to breathe in there,
Up inside your ass.
But he wouldn’t want to,
If you got a lot of gas.

And if your religious,
And if you start to fast.
Then it could be a real long time,
before his bones you pass.

Suffocated in your colon!
Suffocated in your colon!
Suffocated in your colon!
Where he’s gonna stay.

Suffocated in your colon!
Suffocated in your colon!
Suffocated in your colon!
Where he’s gonna stay,
He’ll be back another day.

He’s in there deep,
Losing sleep,
Wondering when,
He’ll see the light again

You can’t tell,
But he’s in hell,
And you may never get him out.

Suffocating in your colon!
Suffocating in your colon!
Suffocating in your colon!
Where he’s gonna stay.

Suffocating in your colon!
Suffocating in your colon!
He suffocated in your colon!
Where he’s gonna stay,
He’ll be back another day.